At Long Last: Pictures from Scotland
by chris on Sep.10, 2005, under College, Life, Travel
Many of the pictures are cool, but many of you, my faithful legion of minions, weren’t there and may not appreciate them immediately upon viewing. For this reason, and because of my compulsive drive to never actually get any schoolwork done, I have taken the time to add a few nuggets of ridiculousness and some Wikipedia links in the descriptions for albums and individual photos. However, there are also plenty of bland, informative descriptions, so beware.
I wish I had the time and the memory to say something clever or interesting about each of the photographs I put up. And I wish I knew more about the history of each of the places I visited. But I also wish I had more time to see each of the things I saw, and to see other places, and I kind of just wish I was back over there right now. The moral of the story is: going places is cool, and part of the coolness is just being there. You can’t capture it all and take it home with you.
Lessons from Scotland
- Nature is awesome.
- Scotland is awesome.
- Movie mode is a tricky beast.
- Granola is a volatile substance.
- Do not let go of drainage pipes you have climbed while intoxicated until you are securely back on the ground.
- (corollary to above 3 lessons) I am an idiot.
- Painting takes time – both to make a single painting, and to develop painting abilities. These are somewhat different from superpowers, which typically set on suddenly after exposure to radioactive substances.
- Meeting new people can be pretty cool.
- The world is generally a pretty cool place.
September 15th, 2005 on 1:30 pm
Lessons from not going to scotland
1. Nature is awesome in a sense Coca-Cola zero is awesome when it’s the only one left in the fridge.
2. Scottish are not to be trusted, they worship chris look alike statue with kilt.
3. Chris is an idiot.
4. Chris is a granola idiot.
5. Chris is still an idiot while intoxicated.
6. Chris is a synonym for idiot.
7. It is hard to color stuff so don’t even try.
8. Meeting new people requires memorizing their name so don’t waste your brain power. Instead use that extra capacity to develop painting abilities.
9. World is a cool place except for scotland.
10. A picture is worth thousand words, but gazillion pictures are worthless.
September 21st, 2005 on 2:30 pm
Chris, post again. I miss Jin’s mockery.